Top 10 Sound-bites Overheard at The Pulpwood Queens Girlfriends’ Weekend!
Think of the most compelling class you’ve ever taken. Add 60 authors you’ve been dying to meet, and then glam it up with wildest masquerade party you’ve ever been to—and that will give you just a flavor of what The Pulpwood Queens Girlfriends’ Weekend (PWQ GFWE) is—but it won’t even begin to cover it all…
Here are the Top 10 sound-bites I overheard while tramping through the land of stories. And as Kathy Patrick, PWQ founder and hostess of the GFWE says, “It’s all about the Story!”
10) “I’m still alive. And I have nitroglycerin in my pocket.” A true scout lesson in being prepared! Sonny Brewer, editor of the anthology, “Don’t Quit Your Day Job: Acclaimed Authors and the Day Jobs They Quit” tells the story of how this book came to be. This weekend, Sonny also received the Doug Marlette award for his contribution to the literary world over the years. Sonny Brewer is a writer and editor, and founder of Over the Transom Bookstore in Fairhope, Alabama—famous because my mamma was born there—in Fairhope, not the bookstore…
9) “I had an interview with a reporter from Britain, who told me I had an American accent.” Helen Simonson (author of Major Pettigrew’s Last Stand) told us in what sounded to me like a definite British accent! This reminded me of when my sister, Sheri and I would stay with our Alabama cousins, Debbie and Cyndi, for the summer. They’d tell all their friends, “Y’all’ve gotta here our cousins talk—they talk so funny!” Then turning to use they’d say, “Y’all talk now!” I guess it’s all relative (pardon the pun…)
Helen’s premiere novel was selected earlier this month as a BCC Top 10 picks for 2010, and last weekend was awarded the Pulpwood Queen’s Book of the Year! Congrats, Helen—or as The Major would say, “Jolly Good Show!”
8 ) “My dream was that kids would read my book and get the same joy as I got from A Tree Grows in Brooklyn” We all know Jeannette Walls as the best-selling author of The Glass Castle and Half Broke Horses ( a BCC Top 10 picks for 2010.) However, this weekend she was not only the winner of the PWQ Bonus Book of the year for Half Broke Horses, but she also learned that the PWQ of East Texas received a literacy grant to place 100 copies of The Glass Castle into local high school classrooms, and an English teacher and a dozen students showed up to meet Jeannette. Yeah, it was a “bring out the tissues’ moment for many of us.
7) “I was in the Miss Alabama pageant seven years in a row. My talent was playing two grand pianos while standing in Mississippi Mud.” Keynote speaker and comedienne, Fanny Flagg (author of Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe and I Still Dream About You) kept us guffawing with her life stories. She also included more poignant revelations such as her battle with dyslexia—which almost prevented her from writing. Dog fordib!
6) “The glamorous life of an author…I just skulked out of the bathroom with my breast pump.” Jeanine Cummins (author of The Outside Boy—one of BCC Top 10 picks for 2010) confessed during her panel discussion with hosts, Robert Leleux and Kathy Patrick (AKA: BobKat) it must be tough traveling when you have an infant—and a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do!
5) “I learned to twirl two burning batons at once—until my underwear caught fire at a Pacer’s game” (This is definitely an advantage that cheerleaders have over baton twirlers. Not once have my spankies caught fire…) This was quoted from Cathie Beck, author of “Cheap Cabernet.” She also told the crowd of 300, that she will send a bottle of specially labeled Cab to any book club who reads her book. Great incentives like that are hard to find—I’d jump on that one! (Except, I, of course, have requested Chardonnay….)
4) “I’m Ad Hudler” Now, of course, Ad Hudler, author of “Man of The House” was not even in attendance at PWQ GFWE—but he was sorely missed! No, these words were uttered by an imposter—the infinitely funny Jamie Ford, author of “Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet” as we were introducing ourselves for an Alice in Wonderland skit. (Jamie was the most flamboyant “White Rabbit”…) Jamie was also overhead talking about his endless travel schedule, and saying “My book has a career of its own—I’m just along for the ride”, which he says was a take-off on a comment Pamela Anderson had made relative to her boobs and their career…
I would also like to take this opportunity—it is my blog, so I can—to thank all of the authors and book clubbers who joined me down the rabbit hole (the afore-mentioned skit): Sandy Briggs, Kathryn Casey (author of The Killing Storm), Sarah Deutsch, Marcia Fine (author of Paper Children: An Immigrant’s Legacy), Jamie Ford, Leesha Ford, Karen Harrington (author of Janeology),and M.L. Malcolm (author of Heart of Lies)—we had a fabulous time making fools of ourselves—but it was all for a good cause!
3) “The REAL James Bond was a GIRL!” Of course, at a girlfriend’s weekend, this line practically got M.L. Malcolm (author of Heart of Lies —one of BCC Top 10 picks for 2010) and the upcoming Heart of Deception) a standing ovation. The story goes that Ian Fleming—the father of all the James Bond novels—was ‘friendly’ with a certain female spy and that she was the inspiration for the Bond character. In M.L.’s book, her protagonist, Leo Hoffman, becomes friendly with this same female spy… On a different note, M.L. also mentioned that she had personally visited over 70 book clubs last year—due to her husband gigantor frequent flier account. (Thanks, John!) So email her—she just might show up at YOUR book club meeting!
2) “Pulpwood Queens Girlfriends’ weekend is a vast ocean—of estrogen and creativity” Keynote speaker, Pat Conroy, went on to explain that after speaking at last year’s event, he was inspired to go home and write his latest book, “My Reading Life”. We’ll take that compliment any day!
1) “I got kicked out of a leper dance” That is not a typo! Now, many of us can say we were kicked out of places—I meant, stuff happens—but a leper dance? You will have to read Neil White’s memoir, In the Sanctuary of Outcasts” about his prison sentence for a white collar crime, which he served in a combination prison and leper colony. Folks, you just can’t make this stuff up!
Are all these people crazy? Perhaps. But the real crazy people are the ones who don’t attend this wild event—I’m telling you that your club needs to be there next year!
BTW, because of the success of the PWQs, and GFWE, Random House has partnered with Kathy Patrick to host a new on-line book event titled, Beauty and The Book Show. If you love books, authors, and book clubs, you’ll want to check it out! I can’t wait to see the one with Lisa See—one of my favorite authors!